I had a dream about becoming the CEO of Transmeta.
The people were bubbly and lively - acting like they still had a chance of staying employed. They spoke of Linus Torvalds as though it was a dark period in their existence. Maybe as one might relate to the Empire when the Sith ran [...]
Fuck this hot drought bullshit. The only good thing about this heat wave is that your mozzarella sticks do not get cold. They just get stale. There’s nothing worse than cold AND stale mozzarella sticks. That’s when they become like, crusty cheese-flavored dried pudding. The kind of shit only astronauts [...]