Mar
4
My wife is in the kitchen right now making a Chinese dish for herself that contains the worst stench I’ve ever smelled in my life. It smells like decaying flesh on a wet summer day after blisters have formed all over your feet. I’m trying my best not to make fun of it, but it’s really, really hard to do. She plans to combine it with some noodles of some kind.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, please know that the fumes killed me. Call the police.
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March 5th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
my guess is that the offensive item contained some fish sauce. That stuff will make your house smell like a garbage dump for two days. What’s odd is the dish itself doesn’t smell or taste like garbage when it’s done. In the end it makes things tasty. It’s actually a great ingredient for thai cooking, but man that smell…