The only warning I’m ever going to give you: this link is from a sex blog. If you can’t deal with that, don’t click.
So this link briefly explains the situation of a woman in France who was overcome with desire when seeing an all-white painting and she kissed it. It was a sloppy, wet kiss that smeared lipstick all over the painting. It actually looks more like someone’s skin was opened and some blood was smeared across it, but whatever. The point is, she was arrested.
Yeah, it’s an all-white painting. Art. I am SO in the wrong business.