Vermyndax / The Southeast U.S. Desert

Created Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:26:42 +0000 Modified Tue, 31 Dec 2024 18:25:52 +0000
54 Words

Fuck this hot drought bullshit. The only good thing about this heat wave is that your mozzarella sticks do not get cold. They just get stale. There’s nothing worse than cold AND stale mozzarella sticks. That’s when they become like, crusty cheese-flavored dried pudding. The kind of shit only astronauts would dare to eat.