Vermyndax / Home Shopping Network Bullshit

Created Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:31:30 +0000 Modified Tue, 31 Dec 2024 18:25:52 +0000
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“Gateway is the first to come out with an all-in-one computer with one cable!”

“Gateway is a technology leader in the industry!”

“Streamlined and beautiful!”

“Intel came to Gateway and said, ‘We want to design the best all-in-one unit ever made!’” (This line was borrowed from Steve Jobs’ speech, no?)

“We have 2GB of RAM, so it’s true multitasking!”

“It’s just built for power!”

It was pretty thick.

Dear God I have to turn this off.