The new film Terminator SalvationĀ is not just badā¦ itās absurd, ridiculous, boneheaded and an absolute atrocity. Ā The producers of this film should be vastly ashamed for not just killing the series (Terminator III already started the slow death, this one just deals the final blow), but for making me lose all interest in any Terminator film or storyline ever again.
I had a hint that this film was in a sad state when it seemed that McG, the āvisionary directorā behind this enormous waste of time had forgotten that he showed the name of the film once in the opening credits. Ā Itās truly baffling. Ā Itās as if he was totally not paying attention or, as I said to my friend upon exit, he just wanted us to be really sure we wanted to sit through this disaster. Ā The opening credits have the typical summer blockbuster 3-D titles swirling about in the backgroundā¦ yeah, those letters that you know will eventually come together to spell TERMINATOR SALVATION. Ā But uhh, before that, a white font pops up on the screen to tell us that. Ā Then after a few more names, the letters finally do what you expect: they come together to form the title of the film again. Ā TERMINATOR SALVATION. Ā It reminded me of a flight attendant who starts every flight with an announcement of the final destination and advises that if this is not your final destination, you should deplane at this time.
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FOREWARNING: SPOILERS. Ā IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN STAR TREK, STOP READING NOW.
While Iāve been on a trip for the day job this week in downtown Dallas, TX, some of us found time to check out of the action and head over to catch Star TrekĀ a second time. Ā Itās purely logical that a few NASA geeks want to check it out again, yes?
Today I had the honor of putting together the first ārealā video podcast for The DVD Marquee, a DVD/movie podcast site run by Jeffrey Rosado.
Those of you who know me very well know that Iāve been dreaming of putting together a new media company. Ā Jeff, a longtime friend of mine, shares this dream. Ā He had the notion to fire up a quick video podcast for the Oscars this year and, despite the extremely tight deadline, he managed to land equipment and a location. Ā He shot from 10:00pm til 1:30am, then came over to my place to spend another 5 hours in editing.
Just a heads up, in case you give a damn. Iāve occasionally been guesting on a podcast named āThe DVD Marqueeā with Jeff Rosado. Last night we hammered out a scheduled 30-minute-but-really-1.5-hour-broadcast on The Dark Knight.
If inclined to listen to the discussion, you can catch it here. We talk pretty much at length about the production including the scriptās themes, the acting and everything else relevant to a film.
Hope you enjoy it!
Three words: Consistent and fun.
The historical āsituationā he gets wrapped up in is pretty funny this time around.
Good film, lots of fun. Donāt expect enlightenment, but expect fun.
This morning I was informed that the podcast roundtable was posted. I participated in this roundtable last week. Our discussion went on for a good hour and twenty minutes or so, but Jeff managed to whittle it all down to 23 minutes. Iām not sure how he managed that, but Iām looking forward to hearing it.
Just in case youāre curious, hit the podcast here. In case youāre wondering, itās an Oscars roundup. If you have no interest in the Oscars, at least you were warned š
OH. My. GOD.
Thatās the best adrenaline rush Iāve had in a LONG time.
So on my last night here in Virginia/D.C., I decided to have some solitude and enjoy the Coen Brothersā latest flick, No Country for Old Men. I had very, very high expectations for this film. By and large they were fulfilled, except for the ending. Iām not sure I could go with the ending ā it was disappointing. I suppose I need to study it a little to get it back. The rest of the movie was really gripping. The slow foreboding that pulses through the entire movie is just absolutely nerve-racking.
Iāve managed to catch up on quite a bit of to-doās while the wife and son were out of town. Netflix is probably scratching their collective skulls at the amount of movies Iāve returned. I had three of them for over a year and suddenly Iāve not only returned three of them, but now Iām returning three more. Whatās going on here? Surely he must be *gasp* copying the movies?
One of the things Iāve been able to do while the wife and son are away (see porkbuns.org as to why theyāre not here) is catch up on some movies that Iāve been meaning to see.
My daughter warned me that Panās Labyrinth is one of her favorite new movies. I finally got to soak that one in tonight. By the end of it, my only thought was that Spain has managed to top China in sad movies. What a totally unexpected, touching gem of a film. Iām glad to see foreigners arenāt afraid to break boundaries in cinema.