Woman Arrested For Committing Act of Love. : Lock the Bedroom Door on Offsprung.com The only warning I’m ever going to give you: this link is from a sex blog. If you can’t deal with that, don’t click. So this link briefly explains the situation of a woman in France who was overcome with desire when seeing an all-white painting and she kissed it. It was a sloppy, wet kiss that smeared lipstick all over the painting.